Bernard is planning a romantic weekend with his chic Parisian mistress in his charming converted French farmhouse, whilst his wife, Jacqueline, is away. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook to prepare gourmet delights, and has invited his best friend, Robert, along too to provide the alibi. It's foolproof; what could possibly go wrong? Well.... suppose Robert turns up not realizing quite why he has been invited. Suppose Robert and Jacqueline are secret lovers, and consequently determined that Jacqueline will NOT leave for the weekend. Suppose the cook has to pretend to be the mistress and the mistress is unable to cook. Suppose everyone's alibi gets confused with everyone else's. An evening of hilarious confusion ensues as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed.

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Season

Performance dates: 14th February to 21st March 2020

Wednesday, Friday and Saturday at 8pm

Sunday matinees: 23 February and 8 & 15 March 2020 at 2pm

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Bookings

Phone bookings after 10am, 1 February 2020 on (02) 9523 2779.

and from 7:30 – 8pm on any night a performance is scheduled.

To book online, please click HERE.

To book a wheelchair accessible space, please phone our Box Office

on (02) 9523 2779 after 10am, 1 February 2020.

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Cast

BERNARD - Gary Clark

JACQUELINE, HIS WIFE - Margareta Moir

ROBERT, HIS FRIEND - Michael Barlow

SUZANNE, HIS MISTRESS - Rachele Edson

SUZETTE, THE COOK - Meili Bookluck

GEORGE, HER HUSBAND - Robert Hill

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