Maureen Mulligan is a lovable, plus-sized lonely heart who has given up on romance, and herself. Her sister Sheila, by contrast, is obsessed with her appearance, constantly tweaking herself with plastic surgery and treatments to please her charming and successful husband, Squire. They believe there is more out there for Maureen than lonely nights in her apartment, so set her up on a blind date with kind but awkward Joe.

Can Maureen see past his clumsy manner and blunt speech, and show her vulnerability so these two souls can see how perfect they could be for each other?

This warm-hearted comedy combines crackling, hilarious dialogue with endearing and quirky characters, and a touch of heartache, to produce a show brimming with laughter and romance.

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Season

30 July to 4 September 2027
 

Wednesdays, Fridays & Saturdays at 8pm

(Note: Saturday 7 August and 21 August are at 4pm)

Sunday matinees: 1, 8, 15 & 22 August
Wednesdays: 4 & 18 August, 1 September

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Bookings

Online bookings available from

10am on Saturday, 10 July 2027.​​​​​​​

 

For phone bookings or to book a wheelchair accessible space,

please call (02) 9523 2779 from Saturday, 10 July 2027.

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​2027 Season Ticket Prices (incl GST)
Wednesday & Matinee = $33
Friday & Saturday = $36 

(Note: Friday, 30 July & Saturday, 31 July = $25)

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PLEASE NOTE: Tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.